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You probably thought you couldn’t hate Kevin Federline and Britney Spears any more than you already do, but, in your defense, you hadn’t seen this video yet, of Kevin at the rally to save the penny. It’s easy to see why Britney can’t leave this smoothtalker, as he nervously sways back and forth and blurts out random words of what was probably supposed to be a speech. I wrote a letter to Channel 5 Trouble Shooter Team asking if they could, you know, “deal” with him, but apparently they don’t really shoot your troubles away, despite what their deceptive name led me to believe.

As Ed was nice enough to point out in an email, the government should do way with the penny, because with materials and manufacturing costs, it takes the US Mint 1.4 cents to make a penny, meaning they lose 25.2 million dollars a year making pennies. Bravo Kevin. You’re like Rosa Parks and Ghandi rolled into one, if Rosa Parks and Ghandi were useless wiggers that everyone hated.