Britney Spears is cheap

This is apparently news to Britney Spears, but if you go on national TV and do an interview, and you’re pregnant, and dressed like a tramp in uncomfortably small cut off shorts and smeared lipstick and smacking your gum for an hour, and are just a fug little piggy in general, people are gonna hate you. As they now do with Britney ever since her train wreck of an interview with Matt Lauer Thursday night. A poll taken by Us Weekly said 87 percent of the people who watched it had less respect for Britney Spears after the interview. So what to do? Page Six says:

“So she attempted damage control. Spears had a photographer take pretty pictures of her – this time with professional hair, makeup and wardrobe. And despite tearfully begging for privacy, saying she hates media attention, and calling the celebrity weeklies “trash” in the interview, Spears then tried to sell the photos and an “exclusive” interview to those same trashy weeklies for $200,000. There were no takers. OK! finally bought the shots and the interview for a measly $5,000.”

Well the pictures below are the before and after, and if Britney is fooled by her own master disguise, she’s even dumber than I thought. You could stick a handlebar mustache on her kid while he’s still in her arms and she would think he disappeared. “Aaahh, where my little’n at! Who dis is?”
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Source = Page Six