Who is this mysterious stranger?

Jessica Simpson reportedly wore a fake mustache so she could spend the night drinking in a bar without being recognized. Simpson is said to have been photographed in the “disguise” during a night out in Spain. A member of the London Rowing Club told the London Mirror:

“When she finally said she was Jessica Simpson, we just laughed at her because she was wearing this dodgy moustache. Eventually she got out her driving licence to prove it was really her. She was game for a laugh and was still downing drinks with us until the early hours.”

My penis doesn’t wanna brag or anything, but I think if it saw a 5’2″ blond with huge tits and a jet black handlebar mustache, it may be less than amazed to learn that someone had a secret. For Christ sakes, with that body, Jessica might has well have worn a t-shirt with “not Jessica Simpson” written across the front.

Source = the London Mirror