Stuff from all over

Madonna is controversial : Madonna launched her world tour yesterday in Los Angeles, and some of her “shocking” antics included hanging herself from a cross with a crown of thorns and showing a video montage that juxtaposed images of President Bush and British PM Tony Blair with footage of Adolf Hitler and Osama bin Laden. It really made people think and ask tough questions. Questions like, “why is that 47 year old getting humped on stage by a tranny with a ball gag in his mouth lecturing me about politics?”

Megan Mullally is bored : “Will and Grace” star Megan Mullally is such a fan of ‘American Idol’ that she and her husband often vote for their favorite contestants hundreds of times, and say they voted for Kelly Clarkson over 700 times. Man, they must really hate black people. I’m sorry, but I don’t think that’s very nice.

Elton John is angry : Elton John launched an expletive-laden tirade against the press in Cannes late on Saturday while presenting an award. John said, “I sincerely believe he will be a huge star and a great actor for many, many years to come.” Then, as photographers called out during his address, he added: “If you saw ‘Transamerica’ … I’m talking … you fuckwit, fucking photographers you should be shot, you should be all shot. Thank you.” This makes him the official toughest guy in the world who wears pink rhinestone shoes and hilariously oversized glasses.