Pink is frigid

Far from being embarrassed that she is boring in bed, Pink seems almost proud of the fact that she won’t do certain things sexually with her husband, supercross legend Carey Hart. When asked about oral sex, Pink said:

“My God. That’s disgusting. I don’t do that.”

She even brags that she lets Carey do most of the work in bed:

“I’m too lazy to go on top.”

If Pink dropped to her knees in front of me, unzipped my pants and opened her mouth, I wouldn’t know if I was being seduced or threatened, and having her lay on top of me sounds about as sexy as when the dentist throws that lead blanket on me, so I’m not sure why the interviewer even brought up sex. I’m pretty sure Carey Hart never has. Honest to God, I’d rather have my penis inside a bee hive than Pink. At least the bees would show a little enthusiasm.

Source = Music Room. Thanks to Rush for the tip, and for swallowing his pride that one night and banging Ashlee Simpson so I could be alone with Jessica. The pictures above are of the lump and her lucky fella, last year in Mexico. And I can’t remember what the final verdict here was, but this might be a candid of Pink topless.