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May 13, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
If Lindsay Lohan wants to quiet the rumors that she’s back on drugs, she might wanna occasionally change clothes. And comb her hair. And brush her teeth. Shes been wearing this same basic thing for at least a week now. And she should try to keep her clothes on in back alleys. And not wear dresses that look like she just kicked her feet through a pillowcase. And for gods sake, she needs to eat something. Having sex with her at this point would be like having sex with a woodpile.