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May 31, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
TMZ has video today of John Mayer adding to the list of people goofing on spoiled fat-ass Brandon Davis. In this short clip taken outside of the club Hyde in Los Angeles, Mayer wonders how hard it might be to design a wig that could drench him in sweat while walking down the street and berating another celebrity. Just like Brandon Davis. Except, in this case, Mayer would yell at George Takei. For some reason. Mayer says:
” … walk down the street, talking shit about George Takeai, sweating out of the top of your wig … that would be a good bit actually, if I got some writers together and we figured out a way to walk down the street, I hook up a wig, so I’m sweating profusely, walking down the street taking shit about George Takeai.”
I guess when you’ve never worked a day in your life, walking down the street is exhausting and it leaves you covered in sweat, but it’s like Davis is not even from earth. It’s like he just arrived from some ice planet and can’t adjust to the temperature. You could burry someone alive in a casket filled with scorpions and they wouldn’t sweat half as much as he does when standing perfectly still. But of course, I’m a natural beauty who was state champion in sit-ups, so maybe I just can’t relate.
Source = TMZ.