Jessica Simpson is a redhead

Jessica, my sex robot, is 5’2″ with big tits and red hair, so you may think that Jessica Simpson with red hair is some sort of fantasy come to life. The hand job of tomorrow – TODAY! But something went horribly wrong in the translation here. The mincing gay wad always in pictures with her lately is Ken Paves, her stylist, and how this queen keeps his job is beyond me, because all he does is make her look like hell. Even still, if that first picture of her in the orange dress doesn’t give you a near painful erection, you should consult a doctor immediately, because you’ve been dead for several hours.

The first set is Jessica last night at the NCLR ALMA Awards. For some reason. The second set is Jess at the Improv last month checking out a Dane Cook show. For some reason. Certainly not to laugh.


update – it turns out there’s a good reason her red hair looks like a wig. It is, all part of her hairpiece line coming out soon. Seriously. Apparently designed by a ten year old whose experience consists of putting a mop on his head that one time.