Frankie Muniz is hardcore

I’m assuming Frankie Muniz got a tattoo to look older. Maybe tougher. Suffice to say, it didn’t work. Putting ink on Malcolm to look tougher is like putting a bonnet on a bear to look friendlier. He could carve a swastika in his forehead and I’d still give him a Winnie the Pooh for Christmas.

The girl, by the way, is his fiance, a hairdresser from New Orleans named Jamie Gandy. She is six years older than he is, and they’re supposed to get married this summer, when they will presumably spend some of the 5 million he made for ‘Agent Cody Banks 2’ before going to his mansion in Brentwood. So, if you think Frankie gives a shit than I’m making fun of him, you’re probably un-right.

update – slightly better picture of his tat here.