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May 18, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
I think they way to go when you do ink for a living in Hollywood is to own your own place. That way you can skip being behind a curtain with a shirtless young boy and just take the jobs when it means Christina Ricci’s ankle on your shoulder and pawing over her thighs. That really does seem much better. She looks pretty hot here, at a pool in Miami a few days ago, but also kinda tough. Like she would light a cigarette and call you a fag if you didn’t make her cum twice. I’m not gonna lie to you, there’s a lot to be said for girls like that.