Britney Spears is single?

London paper ‘the Daily Mirror’ says that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are finished, and for the first time Britney’s spokesmen is not denying reports that a divorce is eminent. Britney and Kevin have not been seen together for weeks and reports claim Kevin has been banished to living in the basement of their Malibu home. The final straw may have been when Britney returned from New York early this week and found Kevin once again drunk and stoned, but the dye was really all but cast after Kevin spent Mothers Day with Shar Jackson – the mother of his first two children – instead of Britney. Even though Britney is worth more than 120 million dollars, getting rid of Kevin may cost her as little as 350,000 and a half share of their Malibu home, thanks to an extremely strict prenuptial agreement. A source says:

“Their relationship has totally broken down. Britney desperately wanted it to work and still does for the sake of their family, but she has had enough of him and the awful friends he hangs around with.”

On a scale of 1 to 10, I would punch Kevin in the face a good hard 9, so this is actually pretty cool. With a determined Britney and me beating KFeds ass, this story may actually have a happy ending, where, in the end, we’d all learn a little about life and a lot about love. Rated PG-13.


Source = the Daily Mirror