Britney Spears is sad

If Britney Spears didn’t want to get made fun of while crying yesterday in a restuarant in New York for no apparent reason, she probably shouldn’t have worn a backless shirt and a pink thong. So why was Britney crying? It’s hard to say, she has so many good reasons. Is it because her idiot husband has hardly been seen since she announced she was pregnant? It is because she almost killed her kid again yesterday? Or maybe she saw ex-rival Christina Aguilera’s photo shoot in GQ and thought back to her own photo shoot in GQ just three years ago. Who knows what made her sad. More than likely, it’s because the restaurant said they don’t even make chocolate bacon.

New Britney

Old Britney