Britney Spears is really smart

Britney Spears says her songwriting skill may have played a part in getting pregnant the first time with idiot wigger husband Kevin Federline.

“I wrote this song [‘Someday’] at my piano, at my house. I wrote it two weeks before I found out that I was pregnant, so it was really kind of weird, because the song’s about having a baby … It’s kind of like a prophecy. Everyone in general should voice their wishes more, because I think the more you throw it out to the universe, if you’re in the right space and place in your life, it’s weird how the universe gives it back to you.”

I must also be a powerful psychic, because the Universe told me that unprotected sex with idiot posers too stoned to pull out rarely leads to pregnancy. Almost never. It’s damn near a miracle when it happens like that. I think there was one case in the Bible. It was Sarah and now Britney. How do I know? THE STARS HAVE FORTOLD IT! But don’t thank me my friends, the prophecy doesn’t come from me, it comes through me.


Source = MSNBC. And thanks for the link to Christopher, who works for the government when not reading about Britney Spears. Scared yet?