Brett Ratner is smooth

You don’t get the reputation as one of the preeminent dickeheads in Hollywood without really applying yourself. Which is why Brett Ratner is the LeBron James of dickheads. This from todays Daily News:

Brett Ratner, director of “X-Men: The Last Stand,” might not be dating her at the moment, but he seems to have a thing for 19-year-old Lindsay Lohan. “I’ve shot a lot of guys – I want to shoot some girls. Mariah Carey is like the only woman I’ve shot. I want to shoot some women. Halle Berry would be cool. And Lindsay Lohan.” Ratner added that what he’d really like to do is photograph them naked. “I’d like to shoot the Pirelli calendar. Wouldn’t that be awesome? Hot!” Ratner gushed, referring to the famed calendar featuring nudes. A young blond woman in tight jeans interrupted to ask: “Can you be requested to take pictures? Do you do nude shots?” The gum-chomping Ratner brushed her off, then confided: “I’d like to take nude pictures of girls. Not her, though.” Which didn’t stop him from checking her out as she sauntered away