Tom Cruise is deceptive

Parade.com ran a survey recently to ask readers if they thought Tom Cruise was responsible for his public relations freefall or if his unstable behavior was all a creation of the media. 84 percent of respondents blamed the media, a result Parade found suspicious to say the least. A spokesman said:

“We at Parade found this a little bit fishy, so we did some investigating. We found out more than 14,000 (of the 18,000-plus votes) that came in were cast from only 10 computers! One computer was responsible for nearly 8,400 votes alone, all blaming the media for Tom’s troubles. We also discovered that at least two other machines were the sources of inordinate numbers of votes. It seems these folks (whoever they may be) resorted to extraordinary measures to try to portray Tom in a positive light for the Parade.com survey.”

So, wait, is the survey I read saying Tom Cruise invented the panda bear and earned Olympic glory bullshit, too? Man, now I don’t know what to believe.

Source = Page Six