Tom Cruise is a cannibal

Tom Cruise says he will eat the placenta after fiancee Katie Holmes has their baby. In an interview with GQ, Cruise said:

“I’m gonna eat the placenta, too. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

Jesus Christ, what does this lunatic have to do to get arrested? You can’t just eat parts of baby, right? This is the kind of thing only crocodiles and crows do, and it’s weird then too, but at least they have the decency to not lecture me about mental health while gnawing on a babies foot.


Source = the Sun UK


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