Teri Hatcher is now even hotter

It’s like ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’, only I have less of an erection:

Teri Hatcher suffered an eye injury Tuesday when a light bulb exploded during filming for ‘Desperate Housewives’. The 41-year-old is now sporting a patch over her right eye after having a shard of glass removed … She says, “Glass lodged in my right eye and proceeded to scratch my cornea. I was taken to a wonderful eye doctor, and am now wearing a most glamorous eye patch over the right half of my face. I like to look at the positive, and the good news is the cornea is the fastest healing tissue in the body. I’m in some pain, but trying to see the humor in the oddity of it all. No one was at fault.” Hatcher hopes to be back at work in two days.

Man, if there’s anything sexier than bloodless mummies, it’s bloodless mummies who look like an ad for rum. Put a parrot on her shoulder and I may just fall in love.


Source = IMDb. Thanks for the link to Karen, who I heard can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue.