Stuff from all over

So much excitement today, so many big questions in the world of Hollywood and entertainment, and all with such thrilling answers:

Are Brad and Angelina getting married today?!? Umm, well, no, probably not. But media from around the world have flown to Nambia to get a picture of them anyway. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan wonders if getting hook hands will shift the attention back to her, eyes a big knife in the kitchen.


Is Tom Cruise is an awesome father?!? You better believe it! That’s why he flew to Italy six days after the birth of his little girl to promote ‘Mission: Impossible III’. And from Rome, he heads to Paris and then London. It’s all part of his tough love program, to teach Katie self-reliance.


Does George Michael spend hours cruising the streets of London looking for gay sex?!? You bet he does! Is that really a great way to spend his time? Maybe not, but as George might say, “look, if you know a better way to get random penises into my ass, I’d love to hear it.”