Natalie Portman is a hero

The pictures below show Natalie Portman on the set of ‘Mr. Majorium’s Magical Emporium’ (editors note – seriously? wtf?), which she is currently filming in Toronto. Natalie was on the way back to her trailer when co-star Jason Bateman’s dog got loose from an assistant who was walking it. Natalie saw the situation, then ran in front of an oncoming truck to hold up traffic until a second assistant could get the Boston Terrier to safety. A source on set said:

“She’s a hero, she saved Jason’s dog, no doubt about it.”

This is hardly surprising behavior from Natalie. On more than one occasion, her performance as a stripper in the move ‘Closer’ saved my genitals from having too much semen in them. It’s no wonder many of todays top experts are now calling Natalie Portman the greatest hero of our generation.