Moses Paltrow is ugly

Some people say all babies are cute. Some people haven’t seen Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby. If I were a OBGYN, I would assume mothers in labor like really funny jokes, so I would definitely get a terrified look on my face whenever I delivered a baby, and hire an actress to pretend to be a nurse and she would gasp in horror and say “Santa Maria!” in a thick Latin accent and then make the sign of the cross and step away in shock when the babies head came out, and then I would say “Nurse, get a hold of yourself”, but I’m pretty sure all that would have happened with Paltrow anyway. Which is cool because actresses with their own nurse outfit probably aren’t cheap.