Kellie Pickler is a good dresser

This picture may or may not be ‘American Idol’ finalist Kellie Pickler on the way to her high school prom. It kinda looks like it might be her, but if this was three years ago, as the tag on the picture says, she was 16 at the time. I was modeling in Europe by the time I was 16, so I’m not really sure if this is the kind of thing the young people are wearing to prom these days. Only one of the models in my hot tub is 16, but she’s Japanese, so when I asked her about this, her answer was some kind of crazy talk. I think she said something about Godzilla and how I look like GI who bomb her willage, but that might be because I’m really really racist.