Guess who

If someone made you guess what major Hollywood star didn’t wear panties to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards over the weekend and then flashed her ass to a bunch of 8-year olds, and you didn’t guess that it was Lindsay Lohan, I’d have to assume you were being sarcastic. Because of course it was Lindsay Lohan who didn’t wear panties to the Kids Choice Awards and then flashed her ass to a bunch of 8-year olds. Why wouldn’t she. And yet she hardly ever walks around her house naked, regardless of how long I hide in the bushes. All she does then is call the cops, and tell me I better get a mop and clean that up.