Denise Richards appears to be okay

Is there some shortage of sexy Hollywood hunks I don’t know about? Based on what my mirror told me this morning, no, things are going just fine. And yet Denise Richards runs away from lunatic ex-husband Charlie Sheen just to end up on the lap of Richie Sambora yesterday. And Sambora of course had ex Heather Locklear in this same position just a few months ago. Weird gets weirder considering that Richards and Locklear are best friends. Weirder gets weirdest when you remember that Richie Sambora was ugly even when he was good looking, and that was 50 years ago. I guess making tons of money from a mediocre rock band is a good way to get chicks. Just between me and you, pulling girls over with a fake police badge works pretty good too.