Britney Spears is pregnant. Again.

Finally confirmation last night on one of the worst kept rumors around, namely that Britney Spears is pregnant for the second time with husband Kevin Federline. It will be Federline’s fourth child in 4 years. According to Us Magazine, Spears was photographed in a bikini at the Caesar’s Palace pool over the weekend and was visibly pregnant. Sources then confirmed the pregnancy to the magazine. Us claims that when Britney was told of the pregnancy in February, she broke down in tears. And not tears of joy. The other kind. This may explain why Spears has not filed for divorce, despite numerous reports that she wants too.


Remarkably, there are no copies online of Britney in the bikini at the Caesars’ pool, but below are the ones of her in Hawaii almost exactly one month ago. It was hard to tell then if she was pregnant or just fat, but the profile shot seemed pretty revealing. You weren’t foolin me, big ass. She looks like the sticker of the cartoon hippo that came on my vitamins as a kid. The only difference being the hippo never disappointed me. He was always honest. He told me those vitamins had the taste kids loved, and by golly they did.