Britney Spears is a good mom

Britney Spears is said to fear that her seven-month old baby Sean Preston may suffer long-term brain damage because of repeatedly falling to the ground and hitting his head. The infant is known to have fallen out of his high chair last week, but now reports claim he has twice fallen off of Britneys bed. A source says:

“Both times Britney freaked out when she was wakened by the sound of her little boy screaming. She found him lying face down on the floor after falling from the bed. It was every mother’s nightmare come true. She was so afraid he was hurt. The first time it happened, Sean was just over three months old. Fortunately the floor in Britney and Kevin’s bedroom is carpeted and the baby was frightened but uninjured. But two weeks later, the same scary thing happened again. Once again Britney woke to find the little guy face down on the floor, crying his heart out. This time she was shaken to the core.”

So, seven months is the answer. Check your office pools, and whoever marked “seven months” as the point when Britney permanently crippled her kid and ruined his life is the big winner. I went with “one year”, but I forgot to factor in Britneys napping.


Source = the National Enquirer