Paris and Nikki are cartoons

Paris and Nicky Hilton are making an animated television show about their lives, reportedly using ‘the Simpsons’ as a model. Interscope chairman Ted Fields will produce the show, even though no distributor or network has yet been found to air it.


It is easy to imagine how this would be a lot like ‘the Simpsons’. Except, instead of characters people like, it’s about two idiot whores. Who can’t read their lines. And aren’t funny. And you hate. And during some of the scenes, you would see cartoon Paris selling lemonade or something, but the voiceover she recorded would be her calling the production staff losers and Nicole Richie a slut. So basically, nothing like ‘the Simpsons’. Yes, in hindsight, it would appear I cannot back up my previous contention that this would be like ‘the Simpsons’.


posted by Brendon, 10:28 AM, Source = Contact Music