Pam Anderson is classy

I’m not positive who David is, but it’s obviously someone pretty classy. All I know for sure is that he’s the one who wrote his phone number on Pam Andersons giant rack Monday night in London. Look for a guy in a tweed jacket, smoking a pipe, taking up for Hegel’s ‘Phenomenology’ while Pam sides with Aristotle’s Syllogism. That will probably be him.


Sluttiness like this is just another reason I would still totally have sex with Pam Anderson. The girl was my childhood fantasy. Turning down a ride on her would be like turning down a ride on the Millennium Falcon. And, you know, let’s be honest, the odds of me getting hepatitis were pretty good anyway.

update – For what it’s worth the Sun UK says it was RB artist that I’ve never heard of Ray J – the guy next to her here and brother of Brandy – that signed her rack. Which is awesome news for her new boyfriend, this handsome devil, London real estate millionaire Laurence Hallier.