Kevin Smith is controversial

Kevin Smith performed one of his “An Evening with Kevin Smith” story telling shows at U Penn last week, filled with his patented blend of egocentric and unfunny comedy. One confusing target he pointed his fat little fingers at was Reese Witherspoon. Or “Weezy Rezzy”, as he calls her. Oh, the hilarity.

“I did vote for her for ‘Walk the Line’ because she was so good. I forgot how much I hated that cunt!”

But Smith said he would never honor the Academy Award winning actress with a part in one of his poorly thought out movies that no one ever sees. “I couldn’t imagine spending three months with her. I couldn’t imagine spending three minutes with her,” said the director who seems to think the static medium two-shot is the only shot you ever need. When he found out that actress Selma Blair, a friend of his, was friends with Witherspoon, he says he tried in vain to get her address:

“You know where that bitch lives? I want to roll up on Weezy Reezy’s house and egg that mother