Its fun out here for a pimp

Three 6 Mafia, Oscar winners in Best Original Song for “It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp” from the movie ‘Hustle and Flow’, have apparently not found a place for the statue on their mantle just yet. Instead, they carry it with them wherever they go, and basically use it as an all access pass. IMDb says:

(they) rolled up to hot spot Lobby last Thursday and were told only four people would be allowed per table, because the club was already crowded. One of the group’s members pulled the statue out of a paper bag and asked, “This little man count?” A source tells Us Weekly, “Mr. Oscar sat on prime club real-estate, neatly placed on the centre of the group’s table, surrounded by gazers observing that glowing complexion in awe.”

These guys are cool, and this is exactly what I plan on when I win for screenwriting. Except, when I roll up in, replace the words “hot spot” with “wet spot” and the word “Lobby” with “Jessica Simpson”. She’s obviously too deep to be impressed with such worldly pursuits as a trophy, so I may just have to whack her in the head with it. But, you know, whatever.