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March 2, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
“Swag Bags” have become a staple of awards show in the past few years, and no one does it better than the Academy Awards. The gift bag given to all presenters on the show is worth more than 134,000 dollars this year. The free stuff handed to millionaires like Jamie Foxx, George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston (wtf?) and Hillary Swank include a $33,000 four-night stay at Hawaii’s Halekulani Resort with a 24-hour-a-day butler, a 600 dollar Krups espresso machine, Firefly mobile phones and tons of other stuff they could buy with the change in their couch. Also included in the bag is the decency to not lecture the rest of us during the show about politics and morality while wearing their free diamond encrusted Bulgari watch. Naw, I