Britney Spears is sexy

People keep saying that Britney really needs to record a new album because her idiot husband spends all her money, but I’m pretty sure that just recording an album doesn’t make you rich. I recorded a country western album about broken dreams and bbq, and I’m almost positive I’m not rich. Her music has always pretty much sucked, but she was a good girl who dressed real slutty, and pictures of her ass were every 15 year old boys secret bulls-eye. But now that she’s a tubby mess whose been defiled and ruined, all that breathy, sexy stuff she does in place of real singing isn’t sexy at all. One of the cuts from her next album leaked a little while ago, and even with the help of some pretty cool producers, in this case Death From Above, it’s hard to get excited by some kids fat mom coming on to me.

hear her unreleased DFA demo here