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March 4, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Most of you probably already know that Jessica Alba was furious to find herself on the cover of Playboy magazine this month, but now she is filing suit to have all current issues of the magazine pulled from the newsstands and all future printings halted immediately. Alba says that she did not agree to be on the cover and that the image may mislead readers into thinking she appears nude or partially nude in the magazine. Alba says:
“Playboy has violated my personal rights and blatantly misled the public who might think I had given them permission to put me on the cover when I didn’t.”
With all due respect, Jessica needs to chill the fuck out. Anyone who follows her knows the picture Playboy used was a promo shot for ‘Into the Blue’. And they probably know she’s pretty conservative in her personal life too. The people who should be suing are the dudes who planned a romantic evening with themselves after buying the thing. You have any idea how hard it is to buy a Playboy without humiliating yourself. You’d have an easier time smuggling a clown out of the store than a Playboy.