Teri Hatcher is young and sexy

I didn’t even realize that Teri Hatcher wore a see thru dress to the Grammy Awards last night until Rachel Perry said it on the radio a few minutes ago. Why? Umm, well, there’s this. I don’t know how much unicorn blood they pump into her on the set of ‘Desperate Housewives’ to make her look human for a few hours, but think about it, when was the last time you saw a unicorn? Exactly. And enough with the see-thru dresses, she should wear a brown cloak with the hood up like Darth Vader’s boss. Just feels more honest when you see that face. I might feel bad except she’s done this to herself. There’s enough botox in that forehead to kill Godzilla.