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February 18, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Just a few stories you may have missed this week. Why did you miss them? Your mom told me it’s cause you’re queer.
Madonna had hernia surgery. Sexy? You better believe it.
Lisa Marie Presley marries for the fourth time. Man, what a catch! That is one lucky fella!
The Hulk becomes a cop: Lou Ferrigno was sworn in as a sheriffs deputy Monday, the next best thing until science makes a laser beam that makes crooks shit their pants.
New Guns and Roses music leaked online: Yikes.
Jude Law and Cameron Diaz hold hands. Great, and me with just one rock.