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February 22, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
‘Eight Below’ star Paul Walker is one of the only people in Hollywood who ever tells the truth or makes any damn sense. He was recently asked about the strain of living in Los Angeles and being hounded by paparazzi:
“All these people who complain and bitch about it … move. Get the fuck out. You don’t like the press, why the hell are you shopping on Rodeo Drive? Come on, it’s easy to disappear if you want to.”
And then there was this quote last week about ‘Into the Blue’ co-star Jessica Alba:
“Come on, dude, you know what I’m looking at. I couldn’t take my eyes off that ass. I’m sorry. She’s beautiful. And she’s such a pain in my ass, too. But that’s what I love about her. She’s the kind of girl you just want to have angry sex with for the rest of your life because it’s just that good.”
It would be tough to work with Alba all day wearing next to nothing and then watching her prance off to bang her doughy nobody boyfriend. Especially when you’re a sexy Hollywood hunk like me or Paul Walker. Very frustrating. I’m not advocating rape, but I’m not not advocating rape either. “Non-consensual sex” is maybe a better way to phrase it.