Lindsay Lohan is worried

News.AU says today that Lindsay Lohan lost her diary after a night of drinking, sparking fears her intimate secrets could be made public. Although the diary was later found, some pages containing passages where Lohan candidly wrote about her love life and her family problems were missing. Lawyers for Lindsay have sent letters to all the usual suspects warning that legal action will be taken if any information from the missing pages is published. Which is weird cause a simple search turned up some pretty steamy excerpts, already available online:

“Fine specimens of humanity, those Germans, and to think I’m actually one of them! No, that’s not true, Hitler took away our nationality long ago. And besides, there are no greater enemies on earth than the Germans and Jews.”

Oh, wait, sorry, that’s from Anne Franks diary. Sorry about that. I just ran a Google on “celebrity diary” and then I saw a picture of a ghost white teen with emaciated features and assumed it was Lindsay. In hindsight, just asking if Lindsay Lohan is smart/sober enough to even keep a diary probably would have saved a lot of time.

(Thanks for the link to Shaun, who I heard banged Jenna Elfman. C