Lindsay Lohan in Berlin

You probably shouldn’t dress like a ghost when you’re as pale as Lindsay Lohan, as she did over the weekend at Berlinale (the Berlin Film Festival) at a screening for ‘A Prairie Home Companion’, but a baggy dress will hide it if you just did a powder keg of coke and haven’t eaten for 10 days. Probably coincidence. Lindsay does look pretty damn hot here, but she’s so pale she almost looks blue. Which reminds me, how are you guys with knots? Cause it turns out I’m horrible with them. And one of the models in the hottub is starting to not look so good.

Woody Harrelson smells bad even in pictures.