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February 10, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
God dammit. I was so excited when the first pictures of Jessica Simpson at some pre-Grammy party ran in the Sun on Tuesday. They were really small but even so you could tell it was her in a see-thru dress. Then I used my powerful Hollywood connections to get the high-res, and it turns out that it’s Jess in a bra and a see thru dress. C’mon baby. Don’t be so uptight. Slay that dragon called modesty. Christ, you chose to wear a polka-dot dress with a collar, how much pride can you really have.