Jessica Alba is in Hawaii. Still.

As a proud owner and operator of a penis, I’m not going to apologize for posting yet another set of pictures of Jessica Alba in Hawaii. Mostly because that last one finally showed up in high-res – weeks after we first posted it – but also because this set just showed up today. So I don’t know if she’s still there or these are slow or what. I do know she plays with that damn ball in every set so far, like a kitten with ADD. But it’s almost admirable that she can lay on those hotel beach chairs this long. What lunatic decided those should be made out of wood, with no cushioning except a quarter inch pad. Who am I, Snoopy. Might as well lay a tortilla on a pile of logs and try to relax on that.

And here is that last one is super high-res. Seriously, it’s huge. In fact, if you have intimacy issues, don’t open it.