Jake Gyllenhall is in love

Worst kept sex secrets in Hollywood: 1.Travolta is gay. 2.Kevin Spacey is gay. 3.Whitney is gay 3. Tom Cruise is not. 5.Jake Gyllenhaal is. And these pictures should help dissuade any doubters. Jake couldn’t look any gayer unless he was in a sailor suit and covered in semen. And since his boyfriends pants are unzipped in picture 3, that was probably on the menu. Publicists and managers have crafted the whole Jake/Kirsten Dunst thing for a few years, but everyone knows he’s gay. And hell, if those were his choices, who could blame him. I’d rather put my penis in a mousetrap than Kirsten Dunst. It doesn’t take Freud to figure out that anyone who would punish and degrade their penis by rubbing it against her probably wishes they didn’t have one.

For the record, Jake and actor Austin Nichols at a Laker game Saturday night.