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February 22, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
The Sun UK reports that Renee Zellweger arrived at George Clooney’s private BAFTA party at around 2AM Monday morning, and the two – who dated years ago – spent the next three hours drinking champagne and huddled together in a corner of The Dorchester hotel bar. When the staff finally kicked them out at 5 AM so they could close, Renee and George “went giggling down a corridor clutching a bottle of champagne”.
George Clooneys penis is like a pitt bull with a biting problem. It’s completely indiscriminate at this point. It’s attacking Krista Allen and Lucy Liu one minute, then Teri Hatcher and Renee Zellweger the next. I think she’s cuter than most other people do, but she’s ridiculously ripped out at this point. That’s not good on a chick with no rack. Licking her tits must feel like your licking someones knee.