Is Britney Spears pregnant

Britney Spears has reportedly announced that she is pregnant with her second child. While in Malibu at the high-end furniture store Shabby Chic, Britney is said to have grabbed her stomach and announced to no one in particular, “That’s right, number two!” It has been said for a while now that Britney would love to have a baby sister for her son, Sean Preston. And a source tells In Touch magazine:

“Britney is definitely pregnant again. She’s acting the same way she did when she was pregnant with her first child.”

Aww honey, what the hell happened to you. Just three years ago you won the hearts of every pre-teen girl and your anus was every 15 year old boys secret playground. Now the only thing you could win is a pie eating contest. What the hell does it take for you to snap, to get angry and stun KFed in the side of the head with a cider jug and then strangle him with your rope belt. I promise you, no one is gonna care. Cops hate wiggers like dogs hate cats.

Aww baby, seriously, what the hell