Britney Spears is fat

Britney Spears has reportedly been approached by several weight loss companies to enroll in their program and endorse their “healthy living” plans, but a source says that Britney is tired of dieting and the hard work required to look as she once did. Britney is said to have refused millions because she’s comfortable with her new weight, despite the fact that her idiot husband is said to be calling her names such as “big mama” and “fat ass”.


The awesome thing here is that Kevin Federline deserves to be attacked by a bear, and if Britney kicked his ass today, it would probably look like he was. God she looks like hell. Based on stuff I see every single day, if she gets any fatter, she’ll have to start dating super skinny black guys. What