Whitney and Bobby are seperating

The New York Daily News says today that Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown may finally be nearing the end of their 14-year train wreck of a marriage. Sources say that Brown has been telling friends they have already split up. While at the Foxwoods Casino in Mashantucket, Connecticut last week, Brown was seen chatting up some girls backstage at a show, and a according to a source:

“While flirting with a bunch of women, they asked, ‘What’s up with your wife?’ Bobby said, ‘We ain’t together no more. We’re getting a divorce.”

Well, there’s zero chance these bassheads are gonna get a divorce, since that would require way too much focus and time in a courtroom, and even if they do get that far, the judge should just say no. What’s the point? What do they think, they’re gonna do better? Bobby should be in a room with a tire swing and Whitney is a damn crackhead, she looks like a hitchhiker who was on fire the day before.