‘V for Vendetta’ might have a problem

Fox 411 says today that Warner Brothers studios is concerned with how the media will cover its upcoming flick ‘V for Vendetta’, a new movie starring Natalie Portman and written by Larry and Andy Wachowski, the writers and directors of the ‘Matrix’ trilogy. The studio is less concerned with the anarchistic tones of the movie, and more concerned with the gender reassignment that Larry Wachowski has been under going for a few years and the fact that he divorced his wife to start a relationship with a famous dominatrix named Ilsa Stix. The Wachowski … ummm … brothers (?) are famously secretive and very rarely speak to the press, which may be why – at least in name – they did not direct the film.


Here are some pictures of this nutjob, although none of them are great. The first is him in his butch, manly days, the others are him now. I’m always endlessly entertained when these mutants come out looking like this, cause I assume they picture themselves on the steps of a plantation home in a bonnet and a big flowing dress, cooling themselves with a fan and a mint julep while gentleman callers ask them to the cotillion. I got news for you freaks who go through this and think you’re gonna be living the life of Jessica Simpson – you’re gonna be different, but it’s not that, and it’s not good.