Scarlett Johansson is in love

The New York Post says today that Scarlett Johansson – who previously said she didn’t believe in monogamy – is now so serious with boyfriend Josh Hartnett that she is now living with him in his Manhattan apartment. The two have been dating since they met in April on the set of ‘the Black Dahlia’, and by most accounts Hartnett is doe-eyed in love. Maybe all the squinting kept him from noticing that his inamorata has already been hollowed out by every guy in Hollywood, and her “monogamy” for now is probably more from exhaustion than devotion. But, whatever, Josh Hartnett is a 30 year old American guy who looks like a 120 year old Chinese guy, so this kind of thing may fly with a clingy dork with a bowl-cut, but not a hunk like me. I’m a wild stallion that cant be broken.