Paris is even dumber than you thought

The AOL run website TMZ has obtained a deposition taken last November in connection with the defamation lawsuit filed by Zeta Graff against Paris Hilton. Graff claims Hilton lied about her to the New York Post when Hilton told the paper she was attacked by Graff in a London nightclub. Hilton said Graff even attempted to rip a multi-million dollar necklace off Hiltons neck before being tossed from the club. The Post ran the story as it was told by Hilton. But, whatever, all that matters here is how genuinely, alarmingly dumb Paris Hilton really is. Some excerpts now from the deposition, and please believe me when I tell you I didn’t alter these in any way.

When asked if she knew the last name of a companion on the night in question: “It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas.” Later Paris explained she often has trouble with names: “I meet so many people. I don’t even know some of my friends’ names.”


Hilton was asked if she knew that the slanderous article had been republished in various newspapers. Hilton had this exchange with attorneys: Paul Berra – “Were there U.K. publications?”
Paris Hilton – “No… there is stuff in London.” Larry Stein – “London is a U.K. publication.” Paris Hilton – “Right. U.K. Whatever.”


When asked if she saw any of the re-printings outside of the United States:
“I was in Europe the whole summer, and all there is is like French — I didn’t see anything because I wasn’t in America.”


Hilton later said she was afraid that Graff may try to hurt her:
“(Paris Lastsis) said that she was going to do voodoo on me. And I kind of do believe in that stuff a little bit, so I was a little bit scared about that… ”


Graffs claims are backed up by former Hilton publicist Rob Shuter, who, during the deposition, in a legal document, Hilton described as “a fucking liar”, saying that the emails where she instructed Shuter to plant the story with the Post and dictated exactly how it was to be written was not noteworthy. She explained her email writing like this: “Whatever I write in e-mail, it doesn’t mean anything. It is just words I write.”

My new goal in life is to punch Paris Hilton right in the face. So if you see someone, and they’re not punching Paris Hilton right in the face, rest assured, thats not me.