Marlon Brando was gay

The Mirror UK says today that a shocking new biography of Marlon Brando claims to feature a photograph of the star having oral sex with another man. The book entitled ‘Brando Unzipped’ says Brando – who died in 2004 aged 80 – banged pretty much anything that moved in Hollywood, including some big name stars. The publisher says:

“From Rock Hudson to Vivien Leigh, from Bette Davis to Cary Grant, Brando slept around, even managing to seduce two of America’s First Ladies.”

Wow. A homo in Hollywood. No way. Here is a pretty graphic picture that is supposed to be Brando giving oral to a guy. It’s hardly conclusive. I don’t spend as much time as you might think looking up pictures of penis, but that thing looks almost novelty straight. Based on a survey of my pants, penises aren’t usually that straight. You could use the thing in that picture to frame your house. And maybe that’s Brando, maybe it’s not. Who knows, who cares. Hell, his name was Marlon, of course he was gonna be gay. Mom and dad might have well as dressed him in a pink bunny costume till he was 18.