Kate and Lindsay are strippers

Page Six says today that Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss put on an impromptu strip show at the famous New York strip club ‘Scores’ early yesterday morning for the 400 or so stunned customers. Lohan is 19.


Lohan, Moss and a couple of female friends rolled into the club about 2:45 a.m. and headed straight for the exclusive Champagne Room, where they proceded to shotgun round after round of vodka shots, raspberry Kamikazes and beer. Lohan is 19.


Their table was immediately swarmed by strippers and Lohan and Moss enjoyed lap dances from almost all of them, but the insanity really took off when Moss jumped on the stage and began grinding against a pole, then was joined by Lohan, who is 19. A source said:

“Kate was going wild. After a few songs, Lindsay jumped on stage with her. They were swinging on the pole with their arms around each other’s waists, kissing each other, caressing each other, just acting like strippers … They didn’t take off any clothes, but it was very hot.”

At least part of the action was captured by one photographer, but those pictures haven’t arrived online yet.


Man, what a sexy night! Normally you only see girls paired up like this when they’re trapped behind barbed wire. And I’m sure these guys were thrilled, cause if there’s anything hotter that a bony gap-toothed stripper stumbling around and not taking her clothes off, it’s a bony freckled-mess nervously shuffling back and forth while not taking her clothes off. Look morons, these guys go to strip clubs so they can masturbate later on, not to have their sexuality confused by seeing girls who look like boys kiss each other. The only way you could have ruined this night any more is if you threw deadly beehives at everyone while you were up there.

This is from Kates shoot in ‘Nova’ magazine last year. Yeah, I have no idea what the hell that is either, but it’s easy to forget that Kate hasn