Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is creepy

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers told the Sun UK yesterday that he has a crush on ‘Desperate Housewives’ star Teri Hatcher. The 28 year old Irish actor, currently co-starring with Scarlett Johanson in ‘Match Point’ was asked at the Golden Globes who his favorite was and why.

“Teri Hatcher is my favorite Desperate Housewife. She’s just sex on legs. She’s an older woman who I imagine could teach me a few things.”

Okay dude, first of all, I have no idea who the hell you are, so who am I to judge if you wanna have sex with a mummy. I know she seems alive on the show, but you need to know that in real life, Teri Hatcher has had so much damn botox she looks like Woody from Toy Story. Seriously. She’s terrifying. But hey, good times, I’m sure you two will be very happy together. Cause, you know, you’ve got a friend in her, and stuff.